I respect the fuck outta him for this cause that shit is nasty.
in america we dont say ‘i love you’ we say ‘woof’ which translates to ‘crimson leaves, falling’ and i think thats beautiful
where do i begin
i updated this
"do not talk about the test with friends or online"
found at b&n
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
He wasn’t ready… - Vine by hayley marac
a modern hero
Shameless Season 5: Tease - New Neighbors, Old Hoods
"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”
Urban Sprawl: Two Orlando houses with adjacent backyards are separated by 7 miles of roads
not what i came here for but im not about to leave