what

proteinpills:

mexicanthuggerella:

tryllvester:

Well

Makes sense

I respect the fuck outta him for this cause that shit is nasty.

darbroy:

in america we dont say ‘i love you’ we say ‘woof’ which translates to ‘crimson leaves, falling’ and i think thats beautiful

Anonymous asked:
Why don't you like 5SOS?

modestmgmtofficial:

modestmgmtofficial:

where do i begin

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rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"

rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"

taking the PSAT

student: i don't feel well
student: im going to pu-
student: *runs out of the classroom*
teacher:
teacher:
teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet
i-really-like-her-mane:

found at b&n

i-really-like-her-mane:

found at b&n

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

image

Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… - Vine by hayley marac

suburbanwhitemom:

a modern hero

movinthroughspace:

Shameless Season 5: Tease - New Neighbors, Old Hoods

mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

mapsontheweb:

Urban Sprawl: Two Orlando houses with adjacent backyards are separated by 7 miles of roads

mapsontheweb:

Urban Sprawl: Two Orlando houses with adjacent backyards are separated by 7 miles of roads

meowstiic:

not what i came here for but im not about to leave

meowstiic:

not what i came here for but im not about to leave